showerthoughtsofficial:

When you’re a kid, one teacher walking into another teacher’s classroom is the biggest crossover event reality has to offer

(via xxtorchxx)

yaboiryanb:

the only thing i get from every jurassic park movie is that the t rex continues to be miss boss ass bitch

jaclcfrost:

befriending me is just basically getting a front-row ticket to my easily-excited ass yelling about everything, always. even if i’m not literally yelling i’m still, in spirit, yelling. that’s the ticket you bought. you didn’t ask for it but you got a backstage pass too, free of charge. welcome to hell

(via seananmcguire)

tvguts:

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

(via thursday)

antigonetwo:

ninthwardjawn:

conversations in a parked car be intense as fuck.

it’s the idling fumes

ten-bobcats:

braixxen:

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

Even after I promised I would. I’m so sorry!

animentality:

No one ever fucking listens to Malcolm: the fifth Jurassic movie

whatareheartsfor:

Concept: Jurassic World but Chris Pratt and Katie McGrath switch roles